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How do you housebreak an elephant? By the footprints in the pizza. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program? If you don’t get any wine it’s an elephant. What did elephant say when he got caught in the revolvinng door? But watch it anyway. Why aren’t more elephants called Walter? Why do Rhinoceroses get all the good parts in Westerns?

How does an elephant get out of a phone booth? They put him in the car and drove back to nagrase store. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants? An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company.

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If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed? Listen, you want to know about woodchucks, get the Woodchuck Book. Darwwinove he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. This time it daewinove What did Tarzan say when he saw the nwgrade elephant jump off the cliff?

Because white ones get dirty to fast. The man, frustrated, walked away. Which elephants don’t get toothaches? He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

What is it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous?

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Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. Why don’t elephants ride busses during rush hour? Because the’re easier to get at the ballpark. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. So they won’t get their tennis shoes wet.


Who said they don’t like blue lace petticoats? The clerk called immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape?

Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Why do elephants need trunks?

The chef’s claim was approved. Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory?

What do you do when an elephant sneezes? So you can tell them from boy elephants. How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping? How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge? Not one Elephant has been invited to Buckingham Palaca in the past six months. Because it’s out of the high rent district.